"Hey, Jane, do we have those crackers from last year still?" - "Nah, we cracker-lackin!"

We’re offering you six luxury crackers with prizes made with crysyals from Swarovski® for just €29, saving you 83% off Your Ideal Gift’s price of €170 (converted using xe.com; correct as of 8.10.17).

We all know regular Christmas crackers are a bit boring, with the same old rubbish toys. I mean, for goodness sake, who wants a plastic moustache comb nowadays? If you want to inject a little sparkle into your Christmas dinner, then what better way to do it than with these extraordinary bangers with hidden prizes made with crystals from Swarovski®! With three for him and three for her, you'll surprise your guests with trinkets almost as good as their actual Christmas presents! They even come with three different types of ribbon - to match your chosen party theme!.Oh, and don't worry, you'll still get the paper hats and terrible jokes!