We don't sell any rubbish watches? Then let them have good ones!

We’re offering you an Empress Antoinette watch for just €119, saving you 88% off Empress' price of €942.70 (converted using xe.com: correct as of 15.6.17).

"Let them eat cake," she famously said, or rather, did not. Marie Antoinette may not have been quite the mean queen in the way post revolutionary propaganda sought to paint her. But her appetite for the finer things is hard to dismiss. Who knows if she'd have appreciated one of these gorgeous offerings named after her memory? Probably. She might also have screamed and said, "How does this witchcraft work?" In French though, obviously.